Totally Free Bartending Drinking Games: "American Idol"

What you will need to play:
Friends who can stand watching the show
Beer
Any of the 6 weekly airings of American Idol

Game basics:
Take one drink when:
Randy says "Dawg", "Dude", or "Man
a guy sings a Stevie Wonder song
Simon uses the title of the song as part of his insult.
Simon says "this is a SINGING competition"
Paula is hot and bothered by a hot male contestant. Drink twice if
he sings directly to her.
someone tells Simon "Well, that's just YOUR opinion!"
a contestant says "I'm the next American Idol."
anyone is going to do something "after the break."
The crowd boos Simon
Simon says "If I'm being honest..."
Simon says "off you go"

Take two drinks when:
Randy says "Dawg," "Dude," or "Man" to a woman.
Ryan is seen wearing a boys small size shirt
You witness a cheesy sponsor commercial done by the "Idols".
Simon compliments a non-hot female contestant for her voice.
Paula gets lost in her flowery statements and doesn't make any
sense.
Ryan touches one of the male contestants.
Simon makes a homosexual statement or joke toward Ryan.
Ryan makes fun of Simon's fashion sense, or lack thereof.

After the Show:
Get all of your intoxicated friends to "drunk vote."

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The Taylor Hicks "American Idol" Drinking Game

All you have to do for this one is adhere to the following rules, or
add them to the rules above for extra fun.

Take a drink if:
Taylor yells "Whoo!", "Alright," or "Hey Now!"
You hear ANYONE yell "Soul Patrol" (including the audience)

Take two drinks if:
Taylor breaks out into a crazy dance at any point
Taylor cocks his head to the side and smiles like a mentally
challenged person
Taylor embraces someone or puts his arm around them


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