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Drinking Games:
"The Simpsons" drinking game
What you will need to play:
Some "Duff" beer or equivalent
Some buddies
An episode or ten of the Simpsons


Game basics:
Have one sip of the cheapest beer per successfully met condition.
Homer
"D'oh!" --2 sips if it's not Homer
eats donuts
drools

Lisa
mentions humanity
plays the sax --2 sips if one sings with her playing
Bart
makes crank phone call --2 sips if someone dies from prank
goes to France --2 sips if he goes to Amman, Jordan

Grandpa Simpson
complains
writes a complaint letter --3 sips

Marge
hair casts a giant shadow
kisses Homer
growls at Homer

Marge's sisters
are in a scene --3 sips if they are separated
smoke
talk about Macgyver

Flanders
mention God --5 sips if they convert to Islam
says something cheesy like "okally dokally"

Itchy and Scratchy
are in a scene
one of them dies
their theme song is played

Maggie
falls down
says something in a flash forward
sucks on pacifier

finish your drink when
a warm fuzzy happy ending where the family gets closer together.
a life in hell type character is shown
someone talks to God or Allah
CARASSO is seen in Moe's tavern