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Drinking Games:
South Park
What you will need to play:
People
Beer
"South Park"


Game basics:

1 drink:

- If it is not a rerun
- Cartman says "son of a bitch"
- An animal is used in a sexual manner (i.e. chicken lover or I know
a certain kitty kitty)
- Finish your drink if the animal is a pig
- A fart
- Chef sings
- Mr. Hat yells at someone
- Someone eats or discusses Cheesy Poofs
- Kyle kicks the baby
- Chef says a nonsense word (i.e. metal hoobajoo)
- Someone says "Sweet!"
- Cow
- Cow says moo

- Stan pukes
- Kyle's mom is called a bitch
- Cartman is called a fat ass
- Stan's sister beats the crap out of him
- The bus driver yells
- Cartman says he is not fat he is big-boned
- Stan knows the moral of the story
- Chef calls the boys Crackers
- Cartman mentions a pie
- Someone says something offensive
- A vistor appears (includes the credits)
- A jewish reference is made
- Real pitures are used as posters, etc. in the background
- Mr. Garrison spouts his perverted view of history
- Carman's mom is called a slut
- Kenny is called poor
- Kenny speaks

2 drinks:

- A flaming fart
- Rats carry off Kenny's head
- Ike says "Don't kick the baby
- The bus driver believes the kids' cover story for what they
actually said
- Cartman says "Beefcake!"

3 drinks:
- If Kyle is the culprit
- Chef sings about sex

4 drinks:
- If Kyle's mom is called a bitch in a song
- Mr. Garrison acts gay

5 drinks:
- You believe you know what Kenny said
- Someone other then Kenny dies

Finish your drink:
- You find Cartman's mom attractive
- Kenny dies = Finish your beer